Nursery rhymes

The other day my fried Eleanor and I were doing what we usually do sometimes, witch is to sit down and watch youtube videos on one of our favorite comedians Tim Hawkings. He is just this really really funny guy. And we watch these episode on nursery rhymes. As I was watching it the thought went through my mind this is so funny but so true. Heres how it goes.

Tim Hawkins: "When you think about it music is weird. music is weird from the time were born. Our parents would sing these crazy lullabies to these kids. Have you listened to some of the words in these songs. No wonder were out of our minds........ I mean have you herd rock a by bay. Listen to the words in it. Rock a by baby in the tree tops...... Does that not weird anybody out here. The babies in a TREE! It dosen't bother you. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall..... AND DOWN WILL COME BABY CRADLE AND ALL. We knead to cll child protective services on these parents. I mean the babies in a TREE! Afford a baby sitter don't put them in a tree. Remember hush little baby did you ever listen to that. Hush little baby don't say a word mamas gonna by you a mocking bird........ Wait am I hearing you correctly if i shut up i get a bird.... Go on. And if that bird ' sing mamas gonna by you a diamond ring... wait let me get this one. If I kill the bird I get bling bling.. And if that ring turns brass mamas gonna by you a looking glass. and if that looking glass gets broke mamas gonna by you a billy goat.... so were in Kentucky now. when does the father step in, hush little baby don't you see mamas gonna knead a little therapy. I mean we had some of the dumbest songs growing up like what did they mean. Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care. Well if you don't care why did you write the stupid song. I don't think Jimmy corn is to happy about his cracking corn job. Now I bet if Jimmy was on crack then you would care allot about him then. like old Mick Donald. Old Mick Donald had a far e i e i o. Well old Mick Donald was dislecsic o i e i e. Old Mick Donald had one of everything he had a cow, he had a horse he had a moos. Sounds like an under achiever to me. "